12.24.2007
12.15.2007
It's about time.
WASHINGTON, DC—Plagued by late fees, high interest rates, and harassing creditors, the U.S. took out a debt-consolidation loan Monday, combining the nation's $6.1 trillion debt into a single, easy monthly payment.
"My fellow Americans, we have just taken the first step toward regaining control of our finances," said President Bush at a press conference. "Thanks to a joint arrangement between the Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve, and E-Z Debt Services of Baltimore, we are finally on our way to freedom from debt."
As of press time, the national debt stands at $6,144,393,982,061.52.
Under the terms of the consolidation, E-Z Debt Services will repay the nation's estimated 45,000 creditors, a majority of whom are foreign investors, insurance companies, banks, and other privately held entities. In return, the U.S will make a single monthly payment of $9.26 billion, adjusted for inflation, to E-Z Debt every month for the next 70 years.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_takes_out_debt_consolidation
12.10.2007
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12.09.2007
And Polo said:
- Calvino
12.02.2007
Bathroom preview
it was a little late, so we didn't clean up in preparation for the photo shoot. But you get the idea.
Here's the rest of the photos:
http://www.crowleigh.com/coppermine/thumbnails.php?album=50&page=1